Colorado
- Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
Connecticut
- You may not educate dogs.
Delaware
- It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless
one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
Florida
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter,
the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- You are not allowed to break more than three dishes
per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Georgia
- Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone
pole or street lamp.
- One man may not be on another man's back.
- It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
- Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus,
citizens may spit from a truck.
Hawaii
- coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
Idaho
- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of
candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
- You may not fish on a camel's back.
Illinois
- Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
- It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
Indiana
- It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft
drinks.
- Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
- Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may
not enter a movie house, theatre, or ride a public streetcar.
Iowa
- One-armed piano players must perform for free.
- A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in
public.
Kansas
- Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall
proceed until the other has passed.
Kentucky
- It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky
without an Indiana Fishing License.
- All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied
by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the
bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease.
- By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober"
until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
Louisiana
- It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the
bank teller with a water pistol.
- You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
Maine
- You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Maryland
- It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
- Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
Massachusetts
- It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor
of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits.
- No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
- Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
- It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
Michigan
- A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without
her husband's permission.
- Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Minnesota
- All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
- Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Mississippi
- It is illegal to drive around the town square more
than 100 times in a single session.
Missouri
- Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not
lighters.
- Four women may not rent an apartment together.
Montana
- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's
mail.
Nebraska
- If a child burps during church, his parent may be
arrested.
- It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
- Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between
7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
Nevada
- It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
A
man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other
than himself at any one period during the day.
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New Jersey
- It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to
animals at the local zoo.
- Raw hamburger may not be sold.
New York
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's
head for fun.
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an
ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no
one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
- Slippers are not to be
worn after 10:00 P.M.
- During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and
walk backwards on the sidewalks.
- Women may go topless in public, providing it is
not being used as a business.
North Carolina
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If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a
hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according
to state law, they are legally married
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- You may not ride a bicycle without having both
your hands on the handle bars.
North Dakota
- Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time
in any bar or restaurant.
- It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your
shoes on.
- It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided
you are in a covered wagon.
Ohio
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No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth
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- Owners of tigers must notify authorities within
one hour if the tiger escapes.
- It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting licence.
- It is against the law to roller skate without notifying
the police.
- A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
- Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
Oklahoma
- Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making
ugly faces at a dog.
- It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
- Molesting an automobile is illegal.
Oregon
- People may not whistle underwater.
- One may not box with a kangaroo.
- No more than two people may share a single drink.
Pennsylvania
- You may not sing in the bathtub.
- Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania
residents.
- You may not catch a fish by any body part except
the mouth.
- No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.
Rhode Island
- You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to
the same customer on a Sunday.
South Carolina
- It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court
house steps on Sundays.
- It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on
Sunday, unless you own a private club.
- Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
South Dakota
- It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese
factory.
- If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your
property you may shoot them.
Tennessee
- It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
- Driving is not to be done while asleep.
- The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is
a virgin.
- It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Texas
- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer
at a time while standing.
Utah
- Birds have the right of way on all highways.
- It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals,
but only if you ask for the wine list.
- Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Vermont
- Women must obtain written permission from their
husbands to wear false teeth.
Virginia
- You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell
beer, wine etc.
Wisconsin
- It is illegal to kiss on a train.
- It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Wyoming
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You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
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