Stupid laws

Alabama It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. >. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. Alaska Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. It is considered an offence to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Arizona When being attacked by a criminal or burglar you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses. It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. Arkansas A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. California It is a misdemeanour to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. Colorado Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. Connecticut You may not educate dogs. Delaware It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. Florida If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Georgia Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. One man may not be on another man's back. It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. Hawaii Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. Idaho Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel's back. Illinois Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. Indiana It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theatre, or ride a public streetcar. Iowa One-armed piano players must perform for free. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. Kansas Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Kentucky It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." Louisiana It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. Maine You may not step out of a plane in flight. Maryland It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. Massachusetts It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. It is illegal to frighten a pigeon. Michigan A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. Smoking while in bed is illegal. Minnesota All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. Mississippi It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. Missouri Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. Four women may not rent an apartment together. Montana It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. Nebraska If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is Illegal to go whale fishing. Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M. Nevada It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. · A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. New Jersey It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo. Raw hamburger may not be sold. New York It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. North Carolina If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.  Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars. North Dakota Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. Ohio Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. Oklahoma Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. Molesting an automobile is illegal. Oregon People may not whistle underwater. One may not box with a kangaroo. No more than two people may share a single drink. Pennsylvania You may not sing in the bathtub. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. Rhode Island You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. South Carolina It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club. Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. South Dakota It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. Tennessee It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Driving is not to be done while asleep. The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. Texas It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Utah Birds have the right of way on all highways. It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. Vermont Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. Virginia You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. Wisconsin It is illegal to kiss on a train. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. Wyoming · You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.